What happened at last Monday night’s farcical Public Hearing “in how” double dipping donor Darwin Construction got their rezoning bylaws fornicated was from my POV… Nothing short of being a well staged, orchestrated, surreptitious ruse! At the time I could not voice what I thought was about to go down during this “inside job public hearing” having been declared out of order by the mayor… Fair enough, but this is my blog in which the mayor and or any city councillor has absolutely no out of order jurisdiction.
But first… Mr. Keating when I referred to Councillor Buchanan “in kind” as dear I did so without any intentional disrespectful manner. Unlike your seemingly “silent support” of our mayor’s misogynist “camel toe” remarks during 2017’s final city council meeting. Your BC NDP Party must be so damn proud of your apparent anti #metoo disposition.
With that out of the way let’s pretend and only pretend we are about to enter a NVCHall Twilight Zone “Staged Production”.
ACT 1: Entering from stage right are 3 civic charlatans will name Bookham, Keating along with a Grinch-like mayor all deciding not to run in the upcoming city election. Huddled over on stage left are city council jesters: virtual Bell, surly Clark, carpetbagger Back and wannabe night-mayor Buchanan. #dispictables
ACT 2: Finding ourselves trapped within this uneasy dimension the plot unravels. Stage Right, the mayor dressed in his Emperor’s Clothing is acting like he is not supporting his buddies over at Darwin Deconstruct. Keating will play the lead role as the detailing Devil and Bookham in contrast will be wondering aimlessly around down stage looking for her Olympic sized pool and Curling Rink. #dazed&confused
Entering from Stage Left is surly Clark harping & barking over how his 3 to maybe 4 year Moody Villa rebuild is WTF: almost on the same scale as the proposed 8 to 10 year density congested, traffic & parking bedlam Darwin twin towering deconstruct that has attached to its meaty hip bone his damn proposed Titanic SportsPlex – really! #EnoughBullshit
Councillor virtual Bell will try and use a little misdirection hoping you will believe him when he concocts a spell whereby there will only be “800 people in all of Darwin’s proposed 800 units.” #hocuspocus
Wannabe night-mayor Buchanan will reenact one of her typical “covert roles” pretending to oppose both preordained coupled projects. #disingenuous As we now enter…
ACT 3: Imposters Buchanan, Keating & mayor Grinch “KNOW” how their devoted Team Slate carpetbagger Back will play-out her final scene… i.e. In FAVOUR of Darwin’s fornicating 30 & 26 storey “hair”-raising project. Thereby surreptitiously “sheltering” wannabe mayor Buchanan from the angry city mob voters against either or both projects on October 20th. And it also gives Grinch a free ticket out of “density jail” so he doesn’t look like he is indebted to his double dipping donor Darwin Deconstruct! #MussattoTeamSlateDouble-Cross #Vote4ChangeOctober20
ACT 4: We escape back into our 3rd dimensional world left wondering IF the deceptive and immorally compassed comedy tragedy we just witnessed could ever play out here in our real world corrupt city council honouring 21st Century Density Horse Trading… hmm.
And of course The District ★ Trojan Crier/NSNews coverage so far has yet to figure out the real telltale plot behind Monday Night’s “clandestine Harry Jerome Lands Public Hearing.” #readTheGlobalCanadian