June’s Sunday Funny featuring wannabe mayor Buchanan’s unbiased logic on any upcoming developments… like “approving both” a new HJ MegaSportsPlex and Darwin’s twining Megaliths – devastating the Harry Jerome Community!


I’m a fan tried and true,
I’m a fan of doubling density,
How ’bout you?
Say it loud, say it proud,
We want more density, density!
Fight, fight, win, win!
Go Harry Jerome Titanic Rec Centre
Go Darwin Twining Megaliths
‘Cause I want to be your next mayor!
Rah, rah, rah,
Sis-boom-bah!

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Vancouver’s proposed unaffordable rentals are now the new affordable rentals – the new “gentrified standard”. A step in the right direction to surely resolve our city’s low rental crisis – right?


Alas my worst low income housing fears are coming to fruition when you have Vancouver City and their city planners resolving their low income housing crisis by building WTH: “for profit affordable rental housing”.

And profits there will certainly be: a walk-in closet size studio’s will go for $1,385 a month.  A little one bedroom is $1,638 a month, a ’70’s sized one bedroom is now a two bedroom for only $2,459 a month and a three-bedroom cookie cutter is only WTF: $3,109!  Welcome to the Vancouver’s new low income family affordable unaffordable rental housing.

And of course CNV is mirroring Vancouver’s low rental hypocrisy with our current asinine new rental project base criteria 10/10/10: 10% of units at 10% under market value and for only 10 years!  Full market rental rates which will exceed the aforementioned “for profit affordable rental housing” when our new “mortgage rate” rental developments come to market in 2019/20.  #cnvSOL

But what is really worrying-some in our little enclave density compacted city is: there is virtually NO LAND LEFT to construct low affordable housing.  And thus any Provincial and/or Federal grant financial assistance for “real affordable” low income housing can never be realized!

…Unless instead of building a new damn Mega Sportsplex we reserve portions of these newfound lands for future Federal/Provincial subsidized low income housing.  Thus saving Norseman Park, lawn bowling greens, tennis courts, Silver Harbour Seniors Centre and renovating our existing Harry Jerome, i.e. sparing them from Darwin’s guillotine: a Mussatto double dipping campaign donor.  #noMoreDensity

And for the record a Harry Jerome renovation is realistically possible, much like we have witnessed throughout our city as developer after developer has been demolishing blocks of “50 to 60 year old walk-up apartment buildings” – replacing them with larger more energy efficient rental housing It is really that easy and cost effective.

But sadly we have a majority of city councillors who want to take away the “integrity” of our Harry Jerome “community recreational centre” and turn it into a farcical Sports Paradise by the only means available… “DEVASTATING” an entire neighbourhood for 8 YEARS!  #lestWeForgetOctober20

Two wrongs don’t make a right. A proposed $200 million ‘plus’ HJ Sportsplex to be paid by ‘sacrificing’ and ‘crushing’ an entire neighbourhood for ‘8 years’ by Mussatto’s double-dipping donor Darwin.


The feature bout from last Monday Night’s fight card was reinforcing the need for a public town hall meeting featuring this year’s Main Event:  Building a new Harry Jerome Sports Enchilada that no other North Shore city would dare venture and all on the backs of a neighbourhood who have overwhelming been against this “Sports” not ‘Community’ Rec Centre AND chained to its hip is an 8 year crushing towering OCP rezoning en masse Mussatto donor development!

The odds on favourite i.e. hitting below the money belt favours a new Community “Sporting” Harry Jerome mega structure and an en masse Darwin twin towering development i.e. basically shitting on the neighbourhood residents.  Screw you NIMBY’s, senior lawn bowlers and Norseman Park – skateboard lovers.   We (Back, Bell, Bookham, Clark) can get re-elected without your damn NIMBY support on October 20th!

Here are just a few choice video clips I pulled from last Monday’s city council meeting dealing with the new proposed HJ ‘Sports Centre’ & Darwin Lands verses the city’s neighbourhood from each councillor.  Which I am sure all will be reiterating at the June 18th Public Hearing…  Even our mayor is on record (District  Trojan Crier aka NSN) saying: you don’t buy the house and then figure out how to pay for it.

First up is Councillor Keating’s POV – pulling back the curtains!

Then along comes Councillors Bell and Back…

Wrapping up Councillors Buchanan, Bookham and Clark…