Stache Sunday Funnies rewind…


Apparently last Thursday evening there was a hush-hush howdios dinner for our vainglorious mayor held at his campaign investor’s Polygon Gallery.  An event by invite only… aka only his vulturous developer pals, city hall lackeys, previous donors, his Team Slate Hijackers, city council horse traders, upper crust execs and social elites were welcome.  Nowhere to be found in the crowd were the hundreds and hundreds of low income renters he so willing displaced from our city.  And there lies Density Darrell Mussatto’s true legacy.  #SelloutMayor  #CNVforeverFUKed

I wonder if during Thursday night’s pretentious gala he returned the favour by crooning a few lines from his legacy song…

Stache Cartoon Editorials Most Viewed for the month of May…


The month of May started off led by our infamous OCP Dir. Mr. Epp telling us which neighbourhoods he would like to put his slot machines instead of where they should surely have gone… This eventually led to the defeat (being an election year) of any gaming establishment coming to town other than our already “many, many BC Lotto booths.”

Not to be outdone, our mayor referencing HJ Lands quipped: “If we can’t put the density here, where else can we put it!”  And yet just last Monday Night at the HJ Lands Public Hearing he inadvertently voted against his double dipping donor Darwin Construction.  Why would density Darrell vote against his density donor brethren?… see Friday’s blog  #scandalous

And then I watched in dismay as all city council members in unison overturned our Canadian and BC Charter of Rights Freedoms in not allowing those wanting a head start running for city council or mayor in being able to erect lawn signs prior or bike rack signs during the “noted city election period.”…  Of course back in 2014 these sign bylaws did not “apply” to mayor Massutto who placed many a “bike rack re-election sign” up and down Lonsdale Ave. during the election period!  #MussattoAboveTheLaw

The unexpected highlight in May was out-of-towner Councillor Back turning against her fellow Team Hijackers in wanting to swell a too close to the sidewalk development into its Victoria Park Neighbourhood.

And with so much unwanted density being thwarted into our neighbourhoods; I could not help but do a little karaoke rewrite blog to the beat of: “I Did It My Way” dedicating it to our “you can never have enough density” mayor.  #Vote4ChangeOctober20  #WeCanDoBetter

I did it my way… thanks to my developer pal’s financing my 2014 re-election campaign hee, hee.


Mayor Mussatto has stated: “Where else can we put the density”.  Have we not lost enough green space and horizon views because of your over development.  And now city planners want to amend height and land use zoning bylaws in an area of our city deemed off limits to towering high rises.  Allowing a 28 storey residential tower north of 17th will be a “developer’s welcoming precedent” and once set will lead to even MORE towering high rises north of 17th!

All because of a too big for its britches swimming hole; a new Harry Jerome Centre that can only be realized by way of a looming EIGHT YEAR high rise development by Mussatto’s double dipping donor Darwin Properties. That’s EIGHT YEARS of ongoing intrusive density, air & noise pollution’s!  Any city councillor casting a yea vote to construct these joined at the hip cash-strapped projects may find a hovering albatross overhead, a Herculean deconstruct in not getting re-elected in 145 days.

In other sly news, Friday’s NSN aka “District Trojan Crier” reported on a city council agenda item “cannabis report update” they had to have received last Wednesday or Thursday.  Well before our City Clerk decides to let “it’s residents” have any insight into Monday’s city council agenda.  An agenda never posted until late Friday morning with the full agenda package not showing up if we’re lucky just before or after TGIF lunch.  An agenda on the sly for two weeks as last Monday was a stat holiday.