Mayor Mussatto leaving behind a legacy chalk-full of self-inflicting Falsehoods like:

(My Team Slate Hijackers) “We’ve done a tremendous amount for affordable housing”  i.e. having “displaced – evicted 100’s and 100’s” from our city who can no longer afford my “lyin’ eyes” gentrified housing!  While “turning his back” on our unhealthy 0.3% vacancy rate keeping housing costs out of reach for far too many.  Then in the same NSN March 16th interview has the audacity to assert: “Maybe we can look at housing people as a priority as opposed to housing our cars.”  #MussattoDisconnect

This coming from a seemingly proverbial chronic hypocrite who IF EVER: “walks'” or “peddles” his bike to work.  Choosing instead to WTF: drive the “few blocks to work” behind the wheel of his Lexus SUV on the taxpayers’ dollar – holding down one of the highest car allowances” in the lower mainland!  #DMWlegacy

And lest we forget under mayor Mussatto’s legacy reign of density terror how the livability of our city has DROPPED to #72 – “Best Places to Live in Canada 2017.”  Noteworthy: Our fellow North Shore cities are significantly ranked higherDNVC ranked 20th and West Vancouver in 25th place!   #cnvSOL


Lest we ever forget… February’s Most Viewed

Looking back – seems such a long time ago – doesn’t it?  Here are according to WordPress my top five most viewed.  Though I could have easily made it a top ten.  My videos seem quite popular, getting lots of air time.  Many as in most are enjoying my gulp, choke caricature of the mayor – edging me to do more which are well in hand aka in the works or storyboarded for this month.

Welcome to Monday Night City Council Replay. First up “A couple of strange bedfellows”

First kudos to our Canadian Paralympic Team in South Korea – capturing 28 medals!  Only one less than our Canadian Olympic Team

Compositing these videos has been a challenge as with the new audio/video format the video streaming colour temperature is tinting facial skin tones purple.  And the audio especially off the top never sounds ready and cuts out during (ironically) Public Input Period.

But not last Monday as out of the 15 or so who signed up for public input WTF 4 were conveniently developers or pro Mussatto supporters/donors who were selling their project wares for city council approval.  It should be noted that NDP Moneybags Craig Keating who seems to only attend council meetings when the mayor needs “a majority” to enforce his “4 to 3” Team Hijackers empowerment “kiboshed” having more than 5 speakers at the 6:39 mark!  And of course there was NO wide shot or 3 group shot of Councillor Keating voting against! (despicable camera work)

IF elected to city council I would really like to see Public Input Period changed to “Neighbourhood Input Period”.  And of course stop having city council meetings on is it a holiday or not this Monday.  This would give everyone one more day to examine and digest the contents of any agenda posted the prior Friday.

So without further adieu here is my first of 3 or 4 video replay excerpts from the March 12 Monday night city council fight card.

Lots of au contraire and pro developer empathy at last Monday Night’s City Council Meeting… News Flash: Mayor Mussatto will not be seeking re-election!

Actually found myself attending the pre-Easter showdown with enough on the fight card to fill at least two jam packed ‘no holds barred’ city council meetings.  But then again this is why we did not have a scheduled then unscheduled city council meeting back on February 19th.

There were a few surprised jabs and expected abject counter punching taking place during the long-winded meeting.  As I said to councillor Clark at the end of the meeting. “I have enough blog content that will keep me busy for the next 3 weeks during Easter shutdown.”  I’ll be featuring video Stache outtakes, misplays by the now retiring mayor and city councillors, to caricaturing the many twists and turns, including an unrealized Harry Jerome showstopper to a Lions Gate “tax”idermy new bedfellows finale.

But I am going to start off slow, giving everyone a chance to catch their breath from either attending or watching the streaming 4 1/2 hour video of Monday Night’s Fight Card…

In my opening mini-bout: wannabe night-mayor Buchanan wants the proposed and WTF: re-budgeted $210+ million mega HJCRC to integrate the Rick Hansen Foundation Accessibility Certified Gold Standard which even she acknowledged is ALREADY being indoctrinated into our latest new developments!  And thereby no need for Buchanan to make such a – I’m running for mayor – fuss over handicap accessibility.  Every city architect, engineer including our infamous city planners are AWARE and CHAMPION the new Rick Hansen handicap accessibility model.

If Buchanan is so adamant about disability accessibility why has she NEVER insisted on handicap accessibility on ANY PRIOR high rise development since her re-election.  And WHY THEN did she last December 3rd on International Disability Day celebrate the day riding a ne-ferris wheel and NOT riding an immobility scooter or wheel chair or even recognizing International Disability Day?  It should also be noted that Buchanan had been asked last fall to show her support for those in our city with disabilities to experience riding an immobility scooter courteous of Davies Pharmacy & Medical Equipment over our central Lonsdale crevice sidewalks which of course she turned down.

Based on Buchanan’s prior anti-handicap posture dealings with mobility issues just how ingenuous is Buchanan or is this simply a spin-o-rama mayoral campaign tactic…  Does she wonder why I caricature her wearing “spinning” crazed glasses.  #Spin-o-ramaHypocrisy  #WTF

News Bulletin 5 pm 03/13:  Mayor Darrell Roger Mussatto will not be seeking a fifth term on October 20th, 2018.  I wish the mayor all the best piloting his new adventures. Thanks for being so tolerant of my satirical caricaturing of your mayorship.

Tonight’s City Council Fight Card Main Event Is Under Wraps – Not For Public Consumption Since It Is A Labour Matter Between Our Infamous Mayor And CAO Or A City Councillor

Wow!  Tonight’s city council agenda content is 458 pages deep!  From: Smoking Prohibition Expansion and Enforceability, Greater Vancouver Regional District, Metro Vancouver brief, to in-depth studies on Walk CNV – Pedestrian Plan, Proposed Cannabis Dispensary Enforcement “closed session,” various land matters, Metro Vancouver Regional Parks Service Amendment Bylaw, Metro Vancouver Regional Parks Service Amendment Bylaw, (anybody getting dizzy yet)… “Zoning Bylaw, 1995, No. 6700, Amendment Bylaw, 2018, No. 8610 (232-234 West 5th Street, CD-692, Text Amendment), a lengthy Draft 2018-2027 Financial Plan, Cannabis Regulation: Zoning and Business Bylaw Amendments, more zoning bylaw amendments including Cannabis Regulation: Zoning and Business Bylaw Amendments (whew) to Duplex Special Study: Results and Direction, Development Application: 125 and 145 East 13th Street and finally Councillor Bell’s (water logged) 50 Metre Pool at Harry Jerome!… And then there is the: “Mussatto Labour Matter” File: 07-2510-01-0001/2018 and its outcome will remain in Closed Session. 2018 03 05 Regular Agenda Package for March 5 2018

And yet between Feb. 5 and Feb. 26 council meetings our City Clerk and mayor could not find enough agenda items warranting a public council meeting.  And yet here we are today with a 450+ paged agenda that was not available until last Friday afternoon.  To expect city councillors and city taxpayers would have had enough time by 6 pm tonight to fully review and digest this all encompassing agenda is inauspicious, ominous at best and why I believe city councillors and taxpayers “deserve” a week’s notice to study and realize key discerning elements to be brought forward regarding any agenda item.  But we “all know” that will never happen under Mussatto’s regime as he is running out of time getting his inglorious agenda across the line before October 20th or 18 City Council Meetings left in his autocratic governance!  #CNVelections2018

Sundance Apartment Rentals “For Sale” uh, no longer.

Like our mayor loves to toot: “Welcome to North Van,” proudly building affordable rental housing while penny pinching low income rental housing.  Though this Sundance Airbnb bad behaviour is somewhat last week’s news, I am getting no shortage of people crying foul, up in arms in just how UNAFFORDABLE our city is for far too many and how it is negatively impacting small business when it comes to maintaining staff and the overall social wellness of our city.  And it is only going to get much worse!  And lest we forget the hundreds of displaced Mussatto Team Slate city renters for the sake of so few willing to pay mortgage rate rentals.

Our infamous Mussatto Team controlled/bloc city council has created over the last three years going on four a zealot, no turning back policy against common sense development while shrinking the wellness of our green spaces.  But we do have over $20 million worth of unwarranted BLACK NECKLACE bike lanes that less than 2% of our population will ever use.   #UnaffordableHousing #CNVSOL  #MortgageRateRentals

Icy and snow covered residential streets continue to play second or is it third fiddle to the maybe 1% who cycle to work during winter months.

A year ago I ran a similar blog, and it is as fresh today as it was last February.  Nothing has changed when it comes to our mayor staying the psycho-ling course; steadfastly obedient and accordant for SO FEW winter cyclists.   After all his derelict legacy is dependent on it.  #CNVSOL

Another pet peeve of mine is Monday’s Agenda is not posted much before Friday noon.  Releasing a city council agenda with only hours before a weekend is just one more example of the mayor and City Clerk unable or is it unwilling to deliver an agenda until the very last inauspicious minute.  And if their excuse is there’s just not enough time to prepare prior to a city council meeting; then may I suggest any upcoming relevant agenda be prepared/discovered one full week prior Allowing everyone time to study, digest and prepare for that upcoming city council meeting… I know this is OMG blasphemy – but only until October 20th – 34 weeks from tomorrow.